THE BEER PRAYER

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
as I’ll be drunk
At home, as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who might spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
the bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Pass the pretzels.